THE GIRLS I LOVE

Moving..

2011-05-18T16:55:00.003-04:00

Hey guys, gals, and psycho's i want be blogging on here anymore starting today.. tear
Its be real fun, but im starting a new blog next week with
amazing travels, crazy pics, updates daily and good fun..

New Blog Page <---Not Exactly ready yet!!

Happy Hump Day

2011-05-18T16:51:00.000-04:00

Why am I just getting this...

2011-05-15T18:58:00.001-04:00

Happy Hump Day

2011-05-11T20:15:00.000-04:00

W0W

2011-05-06T18:55:00.001-04:00

Some cray reported the blog to google as inappropriate pictures..
The sad thing is i know who it is!!

CLICK

Happy Hump Day

2011-05-04T20:09:00.000-04:00

Let them eat cup cakes..

2011-05-03T17:54:00.003-04:00

If ya'll haven't notice i take b~day's seriously, for some reason i feel that it's the most precious day in your life and you should celebrate it to the fullest.. The fact that you made it another year on this beautiful earth is priceless...

So each b~day i go all out and if you've been following the blog you know.. so i will start from the year i started blogging..

2008 My bff Court flew in from Alabama so we could celebrate my first real year living in Texas/birthday, i decided to dress like a member from a 70's rock band (don't judge my life~judge my taste for fashion ewww) and we painted the town red with a splash of puke green...

2009 Me and 2 of my amazing friends Matty & Sid threw a cray cray birthday bash because our b'day's around the same time and it was the best party ever, it was so good i woke up in a random person house surrounded by baby kittens..Weird but AMAZZZING

2010 Me & my bff Court & sister from another mister Clara flew to europe and partied like it was 1999 x 5000.. Hands down it was the best trip ever so far.. I got to be the Crookers mascot and dance on stage, i dance on the couch in Le Baron and got a marriage proposal in Le BC... Doesn't get any better i think..

2011 My bff Court drove up from Alabama and we decided to take a trip to NY to see our boo Matty.. So since i was going to be in NY, i contacted Yumna an amazing photographer who i wanted to work with to do a b~day photo shoot and let me tell you it was so much fun.. It took place in this cute loft in Brooklyn with tons of cake and a huge mess and i have to admit i met some beautiful souls that day..

Upon arrival i got my face bang'd out by this amazing make up artist Sheena .. I actually loved my make up, i dont wear alot of make up because i can look like a tranny in a hot second but this girl knew her stuff and i wish i could carry her around in my pocket 4 ever..

Yumna is so adorable i wanted to kiss her face..

After the photo shoot the rest of the trip was a blur, i kinda got wasted beyond no return and was literally having rap battles with a cab driver and french baguette.. by the way the baguette won :(

So there you go that's my b~day theory and im getting in where i fit in... PEACE~LOVE~& B~DAY CAKE

ROYAL FLUSH

2011-04-29T19:01:00.000-04:00

I can give 2 fux about a royal wedding!!! We have bigger problems in this world then a fucking wedding dress and 28 yr old man with a receding hairline.. I guess President Obama wasn't royal enough to attend that fuckery.. Let the count down begin until the divorce.......YAHTZEE

SEXY

2011-04-28T20:52:00.000-04:00

I have the same dress but it looks nothing like this on me :(

Happy Hump Day

2011-04-27T17:40:00.000-04:00

I have no choice...

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Happy Easter

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Im still waiting for these....

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April is not over, it is still my b~day MONTH..

Sneaks Up

2011-04-20T18:08:00.001-04:00

Happy Hump Day

2011-04-20T17:07:00.000-04:00

Sneaks Up

2011-04-19T22:35:00.001-04:00

We Get Ghost..

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..

2011-04-13T19:47:00.000-04:00

Crooklyn

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Birthday Photo Shoot

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Happy Hump Day

2011-04-13T17:03:00.003-04:00

I Get It

2011-04-12T00:11:00.003-04:00

There will always be someone to take your place, but no one can ever replace you..

Deep Throat

2011-04-11T18:52:00.000-04:00

Thanks to my boyfriend Don Julio i sent a nude pic to the wrong person... YAHTZEE

Im in the city and i don't wanna leave...

2011-04-09T13:00:00.000-04:00

The secret is finally out..

2011-04-03T16:59:00.002-04:00

Victoria Secret ~~FAIL~~.. There is nothing sexy about a skeleton in a swim suit!! PERIOD

Happy Hump Day

2011-03-30T19:48:00.000-04:00

SXSWASTED

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Happy Hump Day

2011-03-23T18:12:00.000-04:00

Day One Of Sxsw'n..

2011-03-20T22:45:00.003-04:00

Hands down this was by far the best year ever at SXSW.. First my best friend drove up, second ive never seen so many hot men before in my life.. Rolling 20 deep in one car having a rap battle only to having the weirdest after party at my house ever... This year def goes down in history for me!! I will be posting the rest of the pics later..!!

SXSW'N

2011-03-18T21:25:00.000-04:00

I totes forgot

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to put pictures up of my adventures with Natasha the russian american boy slayer..

My life is on pause..

2011-03-12T10:19:00.000-05:00

Yella Fever

2011-02-27T23:55:00.000-05:00

Im not sure what's going on with me lately but im completely over my crushing on skater boys and dj's and have moved on to mysterious ethnicity basketball players.. First it was Blake Griffin and now its Klay Thompson .. yummmay

I can't take it anymore im joining the ARMY

Meet Natasha..

2011-02-27T21:38:00.001-05:00

Happy Hump Day

2011-02-23T14:07:00.002-05:00

I heart him 5000

2011-02-21T10:25:00.000-05:00

Any man that can jump across a car like a mexican jumping bean and is a half black ginger with freckles is a Winner..

Barbz

2011-02-17T19:47:00.001-05:00

Happy Hump Day

2011-02-16T21:06:00.002-05:00

God Bless America

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Bass

Raiford Bday Bash

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Adore Always

2011-02-11T18:19:00.000-05:00

Down with Fraggle Rock

2011-02-11T18:10:00.012-05:00

I just seen recent pictures of me and I realized that im channeling Red from ~~Fraggle Rock~~ and i think im doing a pretty damn good job at it..

Happy Hump Day

2011-02-09T19:34:00.000-05:00

Free My Heart

2011-02-08T10:20:00.000-05:00

Yesterday i got my monthly catalog from Free People and normally i would toss it in the recycle bin, but the cover sold me to take a look... I was super impressed with all the things that i would actually wear and buy.. Let me tell you a little about my relationship with FP . I use to love shopping there but their clothes are really pricey and not good quality from my experience.. Luckily there is a location here in Austin and im checking them out today.

Happy Hump Day

2011-02-02T14:59:00.000-05:00

Black History Month....

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Cute Fit..

2011-01-31T20:10:00.002-05:00

Urban you never let me down..

Happy Hump Day

2011-01-26T13:01:00.002-05:00

I think 75% of the Hump Day pics on this blog are of Kim... Every wednesday should be Happy Kim Ass Day..

Selfish

2011-01-26T12:43:00.019-05:00

Dont you just love a picture that has been photoshopped into a fuckery of a mess not to mention the watermarks take over the entire picture.. Im no professional when it comes to photography, i just like taking pictures.. But i will honestly say ive never photoshop a picture and will never stick a huge watermark on a picture which to me actually take away from the pic.

Here are some pics i took of my friend Clara last year to take to an model agency. Canon Rebel t1i, a minor twerk of contrast and natural light..

Sexual

2011-01-23T23:08:00.005-05:00

JIZZ

Happy Hump Day

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Adore

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The Shutter

They don't make them like this in the states..

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One blog i check on the regular is Shock Mansion.com..

Eye candy 5000 x 10 = Dope

Seperated At Birth

2011-01-10T18:48:00.001-05:00

Tyga

Travis Barker

Wiz Khalifa

Squint your eyes and look at all 3 of them at the same time... GOLDEN

MTV does it again..

2011-01-10T18:30:00.003-05:00

After MTV created a fuckery of a mess show ~~16 and knocked up~~.. which by the way i think that show is a disaster and give teens the wrong idea.. To me it glorifies teen pregnancy, supposedly the kids get bank for being on that show.. look forward to 2011 being teen baby boomer pt .deux !! Next they try to reamake an amazzzin tv show called Skins, by the trailer it looks to cray and nothing like the original version.. I use to love to watch that show when i lived in Germany and it makes Gossip Girl look like a show for toddlers.. If you havent seen the original version please watch it.. im sure you can purchase it on Amazon, but its really deep and hardcore.. And this new version gets no love from me because some things are just mean't to leave alone!!! example... the movie Clueless, i swear if anyone remake my fav movie of all time fuckin heads will roll...

Another Reason To Delete FaceBook

2011-01-08T17:06:00.006-05:00

Im pretty much done with ~~FakeBook~~.. I can honestly say social networking sites have ruined relationships and lives.. There has been cases where kids have killed themselves over someone having a fake profile and talking shit.. Can someone answer what's wrong with having your own identity instead of using someone else's.. such as pics,info,what you do for a living, etc... Im so over people being fake and being something their not..

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I hope who ever wrote this shit to me find themselves and a life...

2010 Recap

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2010 was absolutely amazzin... Im ready to see what 2011 has in store!!

And i still cant get over Amanda Blank Bang'n ass bod.. She Fine

And Clinton dancing with a dog in a club...Still trying to figure out why a dog was there chilling..hmmmm

And also there was alot of ~~Hey Boy Heyyy~~ going on, which means(eyecandy 5000) and it always ends up with me getting drunk and running off and not telling them i think their hot..My New Years Resolution if i think your hot and if your single im attacking you... In a good way

Finger Licking Bored

2010-12-27T18:57:00.003-05:00

Untitled from la bella

Bordeom

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Untitled from la bella on

Im sitting at my mom's bored out of my mind... Hellllp

Happy Holidays

2010-12-25T12:35:00.000-05:00

I still don't get it..

2010-12-19T19:26:00.002-05:00

Why is this fad still going strong?? I blogg'd about this last year Click Here, im really confused why people find ~~Ugg Boots~~ stylish.. Ok.. I know their warm,comfy and about 6 years ago they were actually a must have..(im GUILTY)..But its almost 2011 and those things are not going anywhere, in this case i guess get in where u fit in :(

I hope they last 4eves....

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Happy Hump Day

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...

2010-12-12T12:03:00.017-05:00

Licensed to ill..... pt. deux

2010-12-08T21:32:00.005-05:00

Ha Ha making cray cray faces to the camera is the new FANCY....

2010-12-07T22:31:00.004-05:00

Hey gals and some guys, please and i mean puh~lesse stop with the Pee Wee Herman/Striper/ boots they are everywhere and when i mean everywhere just look at your feet.. I spotted these funky looking boots on a fashion blog last season and now they have multiplied like roaches.. Every store is duplicating them so expect to show up at an party with the same look as another.. The first version i seen was the ~~Jeffery Campbell Lita~~ and i instantly thought theses are made for girls with small feet or someone who is 5'1 or shorter.... Trust im not knocking anyone with small feet or short ( im assuming if i was to try them on i would look like Bozo).. Anyways ladies dont get in where you fit in with this fad because its already over,next and DONE...

If you wanna look cray just buy a pair of these J's, then proceed to the nearest bridge and jump.. joke haha laugh but seriously if you own a pair of these please send me a pic.. I wanna make my soul laugh

Turning Japanese

2010-12-06T00:27:00.002-05:00

By far

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the best art ive seen in Miami at the Art Basel.....

Happy Hump Day

2010-12-01T14:32:00.000-05:00

Thank Gaaaa

2010-11-30T23:36:00.001-05:00

Im so happy the No Shave November thing is over some beards were getting a little scary...

Yes and Hell Yea

2010-11-30T23:30:00.000-05:00

Happy Hump Day

2010-11-24T18:17:00.003-05:00

Missing

2010-11-20T14:47:00.003-05:00

Last seen in Atlanta at MJQ...
5'11
Blonde Hair
Green Eyes
And covered in Herpes

click here

This is another reason why i will not have sex until im married or in a long term relationship, almost 6 months and i dont miss it at all...!!

Labella

My Favorites...

2010-11-20T13:33:00.007-05:00

why cant life be this simple??...And why cant everyone look as good as these two do in this commercial..!!!??

Real or Fake??

2010-11-18T20:52:00.001-05:00

I seen these pics on a friend facebook page and i had to post them(of coarse i asked first), do you think the tatts are real or fake?? If you guess right i will send you an endless amount of trident layers..

La bella

One Step Ahead

2010-11-16T18:51:00.003-05:00

When everyone is chopping/shaving their shit short... Rhianna has been there did that and has long luscious locks now, and im diggin it!!

Dance with me...

2010-11-13T16:38:00.000-05:00

Willow should hire it immediately

2010-11-11T14:39:00.002-05:00

I dont know if i should contact PETA or contact a circus.... This is craze... in a good way!

La bella

Hey girl/boy Hey..

2010-11-07T16:51:00.001-05:00

Im sure you've heard this one before and actually thought it could be possible... Ive never thought it until here lately....But KAT VON D is starting to look a little man ish.. I adore the Miami Ink show, and think all the artist have mad skills definitely ~~KAT~~ but her redic wigs and deep voice is convincing me she might be a he/she!!

If she pops out a baby i will eat my words, because obviously doing PLAY BOY and having a SEX TAPE still dont convince me that ~~CHYNA~~ is a woman..

La bella

Dance Party At My House

2010-11-03T18:02:00.006-04:00

If Lil Wayne gets out tomorrow drinks on me.. Every song that he has ever made,produced,remixed, will be played so be ready to dance for the next 2 weeks...

La bella

Happy Hump Day

2010-11-03T11:37:00.000-04:00

Are you scared yet??

2010-10-30T13:26:00.000-04:00

La bella

Adore

2010-10-27T11:51:00.005-04:00

Since everyone is wearing the two-tone brogues, i went and got a pair of bass... and on sale for $49..
Shop Here
My fav are the boots

La bella

Happy Hump Day

2010-10-27T11:26:00.000-04:00

Prima Donna

2010-10-26T00:45:00.000-04:00

I adore this girl so much, i remember the first time i spotted her at a party in 2007..she was wearing an romper when no one was wearing them yet and it was love at first sight (with the romper that is..) I knew then with her keen fashion sense and amazzzin tattoos i wanted to kiss her face. Well my beautiful Donna is moving to Australia with her amazzzing man to pursue her dreams and im a little on jeal and mad side.. Jealous because ive always wanted to live there and mad because all those beautiful vintage clothes that she owns that i once borrowed are not in my reach :( haha Oh Donna if you ever read this Im so happy we cross paths and i hope you have a comfy couch ... Glitter 5000

And just because you live thousands of miles away, I STILL WANT MY X~MAS CARD

You only have 1 life, its up to you what to do with it..

La bella

Obviously im batting for the wrong team....

2010-10-20T21:44:00.001-04:00

La bella

Happy Hump Day

2010-10-20T11:04:00.000-04:00

Just enough

2010-10-19T13:45:00.002-04:00

Uffie songs are a tad catchy and just enough to keep me wanting more..
Now some one remix this song with a sick beat that makes my face hurt...

UFFIE - Difficult from Uffie on Vimeo.

La bella

..

2010-10-14T23:32:00.026-04:00

CLICK TWICE TO ENLARGE

I use to adore Deadmau5 but after hearing about him possibly being a chester and Joel (or whomever controls his facebook) speaking to my best friend like this, im over him..
I really hope he isn't a chester, because that rat head is not allowed in the PEN..~~

I LOVE YOU JOEL ZIPPERFACE

La bella

Breast Cancer Awareness Month

2010-10-13T16:29:00.001-04:00

click here

And men you too should get your boobies check!

La bella

Happy Hump Day

2010-10-13T16:06:00.000-04:00

Music make the people come together!

2010-10-11T22:11:00.005-04:00

La bella

I will sock you

2010-10-06T09:17:00.000-04:00

Ok ive never said anything about this fad because i have a few friends that wear socks with peep toes/sandals, but after my short visit to New York recently thats all i seen... I never liked it and it looks silly! I hope this winter people leave this fad in 2010 and dont try to bring it back in 2011.... AND NO YOU MAY NOT GET IN WHERE YOU FIT IN SILLY

Not only does your socks look silly, that cig does too..

La bella

Now i get it...

2010-09-29T20:54:00.000-04:00

La bella

Happy Hump Day

2010-09-29T16:15:00.001-04:00

Im in Georgia

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For a few weeks..

La bella

Beautiful faces in different places..

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La bella